Two Great Things

Two great things came out of Paul’s surgery.  Oh, well I guess three since he no longer has a fat neck.

1. People actually thought that I meant he had a 30 lb cyst in his neck.

2. Paul is now obsessed with Tabatha’s Salon Takeover.

Back to 1.  Okay really?  30 lb cyst?!  He would have three Ike’s attached to his neck!!!   (and that’s a grumpy Ike right there we’re talking about) I meant that he looked like he gained a bit of weight from the cyst.  I only said 30 lbs because I wrongfully thought it was so clearly over the top that no one would take me literally.  I was wrong.  I love you Lis.  But, if you want to see the grossest thing ever, click here and watch these youtube videos.

And to 2.  Possibly my favorite thing EVER.  Paul was kind enough to let me watch some shows in between sports while he was couch-ridden, and since there was a marathon on, I figured why not Tabatha?!  I’m not the only one who got hooked.  I would glance over at the couch from the desk where’d I’d be feverishly working away on important business, and he would be gluuuuued to the screen.  And when a sports game would finish, he would kindly return the channel back to Bravo.  He’d put it on He actually said:

“I don’t know what it is; it’s sucking me in.”  THAT’S RIGHT SUCKA!!!!!  It happens to ALL OF US!!!!!!!

And then the most magical words ever came out of his mouth: “Do we have this on season recording?”

I know.  It. Was. Amazing.