Who doesn’t like chocolate!?

Okay, I know someone out there (one of my few followers) is thinking “well i don’t really like chocolate”, but you can just be quiet because that was a rhetorical question and I really don’t want to hear it.

Back to my point.

I love chocolate.  In fact, I have a little dish of chocolate morsels for dessert most nights because they are nibble size and delicious just enough to satisfy my craving.

This on the other hand is a ridiculously obnoxiously unnecessary large amount of chocolate:

 

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That is one pound my friends.  And who do you think has one??  Paul.  It was given to him because I guess one late drunk night in NY two weeks ago, the store was closed when P really wanted chocolate.  This was a gift from his co-worker.  Who actually eats that??

 

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This is his just about empty wrapper.  I had to snap some shots before he threw it away. I took a picture of my hand next to it so you could see the size to scale (and I have really long fingers, which means it’s extra huge).

 

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And the most annoying part of it all?  He isn’t going to feel guilty and he’s not going to gain any weight.  Punk.  I hope our future children get his metabolism.

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